• 1  Friday the 13th

  • Our house, in the middle of the ..nowhere.

    a red tabby and black cat stand in front of an old decrepit mansion

    My friend Onyx wanted to show me this decrepit mansion she fancies and thought it'd be fun to hang out in. Especially since she managed to conjure up some shrooms. I decided to come, it's Friday the 13th after all.. What could go wrong..? Right..?

  • The only way is up.

    We found some stairs, she wants to go look what's upstairs.. this better be good..

  • A hallway.

    A hallway, because ofcourse.. there's lights here.. in this decrepit house.. I want to go but she tells me her shrooms just fired and she needs to go deeper.. *sigh* ..the things we do for se... love.. *shrugs*

  • A door.

    We found am open door. *I* think it's someone's bedroom.. *SHE* really wants to go in.. I'm a bit.. reluctant.. at this point..

  • That face.

    Ooooh.. but I recognize THAT face... that's my uncle Benno, the one mum told me never to speak with... This is going to be an AMAZING night...

  • My uncle Benno.

    Bennooo.. Yeah, dead ringer for the Cheshire Cat, we know. HE claims they are somehow related.. I don't actually care: I love the man!!

  • More friends.

    And as it turns out, Onyx's uncle General Flufferpops the 3d, if that is even his real name, IS actually related to Benno.. Which means that in a roundabout way she's related to me. No wonder we vibe so good...

  • Tripping.

    And then the trip really took off... Uncle Benno did his trick of pretending to be a carpet and boasted we'd be flying soon... We just had fun running all over hum, getting all static and shit...

  • The Flying Cat Carpet.

    Oh My God... The Fucker actually could... would you effing believe that.. a flying cat carpet... Onyx wasn't entirely sure but I had a GREAT time...
    Oh - the idiot in the back there? In the white? Yeah is Shade.. apparently it's his house.. I just thinks he wants with Onyx... lol... suck to be him..

  • heights

    Yeah friends My magic uncle brought us to the top of the world.. shabby old muppet. Breathing here was a bitch though, and cold AF, but what a view right? RIGHT?

  • pillows

    Benno dropped us on a stack of pillows.. like.. wow.. this guy.. ????

    I mean... aren't *I* the luckiest little kitten in town? Look at her LOOK AT HER!!!~!!

  • life is good

    Goodnight friends... and learn just the one important lesson here;

    Don't resist temptation.. it might never come again..